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A Travelling Salesmen And An Escort

A travelling vacuum cleaner salesman is going door to door, desperately trying to sell his very expensive but truly super dooper vacuum cleaners. He really believes in the product and it is breaking his heart when he keeps getting doors slammed in his face. He has not even met anyone interesting or kind all day, so his spirits are flagging. He knocks on the next door and it is opened by one of the most stunning women he has ever seen in his life. “Good morning” said the young man “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners. Guaranteed to improve your home and your quality of life.”

“Please go away” says the young lady. “You seem like a nice guy, but I am under a lot of time pressure. I would not normally tell you, but I suspect you will not go unless I am blunt. I am a woman who¬†escorts Geneva¬†clients for a living and I have to get to a client booking right away. It is really important that I see this client straight away. I cant tell you how much I need this booking to go well. I don't have a minute to waste. I don't mean to be rude and I know you have your job to do. But I have got to go right now. ”

Quick as a flash the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. “Don't be too hasty! Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.” An with that he proceeded to empty a bucket of horse manure all over her hallway carpet. The pile is large and smelly and almost immediately starts to attract flies who start to buzz around it and feed enthusiastically.

“Now, if this vacuum does not remove all traces of this horse manure and the odour of it from your carpet, I will personally eat what is left. Surely I can not say fairer than that.”

The escort girl takes a step back. She looked at the sales man and then to the pile of crap. Then back to the salesman again and she said “Well let me get you a fork, because they cut off my electricity this morning and that's why I am off to work.”

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